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Montreal vs Philadelphia – Who does the NHL want to win this the least?

Two of the NHL’s biggest “Us Against the World” teams will be going head to head and the media factions of both teams are primed and ready to kick it into full throttle the second one of the teams gets down a goal. The only thing that both cities know for sure is that the NHL wants both of these teams to lose this series and will do anything at all costs to make sure it happens.

Possibly the ring leaders of the NHL's referee mafia?

Nobody really knows the who’s, how’s or why’s, but the NHL and it’s evil dictator Gary Bettman or maybe his co conspirator Colin Campbell have somehow gotten word down to the referees that in no way should the Montreal Canadiens or Philadelphia Flyers win a game in this series. After all everybody knows that it would be better for the NHL if neither team were in the finals.

The sad part is all of the fans, media and players in these cities know that this is true yet don’t have a clue how to stop it. Simon Gagne of the Philadelphia Flyers has always known it “I’ve always felt that we need to beat the other team, and we need to beat pretty much everything. We’re not going to get any calls from anybody.”   Oh my! Somehow the NHL has managed to shut off the Flyers phone service also?  This is way way deeper than anyone possibly imagined!

Mike Boone of the Gazette up in Montreal wrote a few days ago that “In essence, the theorists believe the NHL wanted a dream Eastern Conference final matching Alexander Ovechkin against Sidney Crosby. So referees jobbed the Canadiens, to no avail, in the Washington series. And now they’re helping Crosby,”  Luckily for the fans in Pittsburgh and Washington the NHL is aware that there is no way Ovechkin or Crosby and their respective teams could beat the Canadiens or the Flyers let alone any other team without the referees winning the game for them.

What if neither Bettman or Campbell are behind this? What if it was all of the referees in the NHL?  What if they held a meeting and decided it was best if both the Habs and Flyers lost this series?  What if there is a referee mafia? Seriously these are professional NHL referees, there is absolutely no way they could have missed a call unless it was on purpose.

If both teams lose this series I will be the first to consider jumping on the conspiracy theory bandwagon and if both lose then I’ll admit that  MAYBE it was possible that the NHL was out to get them.  Ah, who am I kidding, I’m so sure of that the NHL has it in for these two teams after injesting all of their hype that I started a new website www.conspiracytheoryguys.com just so I can talk about it.  When is the last time the Eastern Conference didn’t have a team make it to the Stanley Cup finals?

The tough part for both teams is that the NHL always gets it’s mark. The team that loses is the team the NHL was against all along.

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  1. jake's Gravatar jake
    August 9, 2011 at 9:42 pm | Permalink

    i hate the flyers

  2. Emanuele's Gravatar Emanuele
    May 18, 2010 at 6:46 pm | Permalink

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  3. dr.rosenrosen's Gravatar dr.rosenrosen
    May 16, 2010 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

    Jack@ss, I picked the Flyers. I guess your computer does not scroll all the way down to read all of the comments. Buy some glasses you bum!

  4. Penguinscantfly's Gravatar Penguinscantfly
    May 16, 2010 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    You know a gay prostitute??? Why are you blogging about that??? And you both cheer for pittsburgh??? What are you yapping about? I hope the flyers win and you can watch a real team beat the habs.

  5. dr.rosenrosen's Gravatar dr.rosenrosen
    May 16, 2010 at 8:03 pm | Permalink

    What does habcowboy mean in English? Oh wait….I know a gay prostitute that cheers for a second rate team. The last time you won the cup was with a goalie that beat his wife!

    • Get the crying towels!'s Gravatar Get the crying towels!
      May 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm | Permalink

      Don’t forget, Mr dreaming of french homos, the only reason any good player is on the poops is due to 30 years finishing in last place.
      Mario got lucky with the draft. And last year, well it showed it was just luck. No real stars, just chokers.

      • dr.rosenrosen's Gravatar dr.rosenrosen
        May 23, 2010 at 9:59 am | Permalink

        What was the score of the game yesterday? Oh wait I know…. Flyers 3 Hab-less b*tches 0!

        • Get the crying towels's Gravatar Get the crying towels
          May 27, 2010 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

          That’s funny – you go cry along with baby Sid – remember who you’re supposed to be a fan of (already off the bandwagon, I’m sure) – so go drive to Philly so you can do something macho. Ha! kicked your slimy fish-bird ass! Some dynasty!

  6. HabCowboy's Gravatar HabCowboy
    May 16, 2010 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    Did getting you @$$es embarassed in round 2 make you bitter? If you followed any of the games. Watched any sport analyst. You would understand both pits and wash had the refs on there side. Sure it wasn’t every game. But it was there. Is there really nothing better to do then to dis superior teams? Maybe bettman was tired of carrying a crybaby team that couldn’t finish of a crooked series, and let Montreal have the final 2. Maybe they figured out that heart would sell better than soulessness. Either way you didn’t deserve it. And enjoy watching your ‘dynasty’ crash down on you.


    • spotswoode's Gravatar spotswoode
      May 17, 2010 at 8:01 am | Permalink

      Superior team. LOL. Now I understand the strategy. The Habs planned all along to lose more games than they won in the regular season so as to purposely secure the coveted 8th seed in the playoffs. Genius. Pure genius. Oh, I can only hope to one day understand that three dimensional chess game that the Habs have mastered. Not to mention the wit and hockey acumen of their genius fan base.

  7. RinkRat's Gravatar RinkRat
    May 15, 2010 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    You are either very sarcastic, very insane or a little bit insanely sarcastic. Funny Stuff!

  8. Renee Zelwigger's Gravatar Renee Zelwigger
    May 15, 2010 at 11:19 pm | Permalink

    You lost me @ “Media factions”

  9. PJ's Gravatar PJ
    May 15, 2010 at 11:18 pm | Permalink

    Can somebody please check on this guy ??

    Krundle you have gone off the deep end with this one.

  10. dr.rosenrosen's Gravatar dr.rosenrosen
    May 15, 2010 at 4:40 pm | Permalink


    I’m picking the flyers. I would love to see all those classless Habs fans crying in the FU center when they lose.F@ck you Habs!

  11. Waltue's Gravatar Waltue
    May 15, 2010 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    Krundle aren’t you worried now the ref mafia may come after you?

  12. OVI8's Gravatar OVI8
    May 15, 2010 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    LOL – SO TRUE!

  13. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    May 15, 2010 at 12:36 pm | Permalink

    nailed it!

  14. 877111's Gravatar 877111
    May 15, 2010 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    LOL. This makes my already perfect hockeyless Saturday just a little better.

  15. Penswin's Gravatar Penswin
    May 15, 2010 at 12:04 pm | Permalink

    Krundle your not saying that the Habs media and Flyers fans and players are as whiny as they make Crosby out to be are you? That’s not possible, just ask them.


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