By: KULT SKATER

KULT SKATER — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:56:23 +0000

Brian Burke has taken over the Maple Leafs and with Ron Wilson as coach moves them into a solid 28th spot in the overall rankings. But has also lost their 2010 and 2011 first round draft choice plus a second round because he traded it for Phil Kessel. That could very well likely be two lottery picks. Burke and Wilson in charge of TEAM USA! LOL……….. maybe the idiots will get lucky. That’s all Team USA has going for it and Toronto too is luck. These 2-guys are hockey dinosaurs.

By: DR Hook

DR Hook — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:00:48 +0000

The Stillers are caput and Ron Cook gets the assignment to write about hockey. The ‘dying alive’ comment shows how removed from the scene he is. That ‘dying alive’ comment was taken out of context by reporters and most Penguin fans know this. All good reporters should. If you recall seeing Jagr was almost in tears talking about it and how it was presented. Did Jagr sulk a tad? Sure he did but he was one hell of a hockey player too.
Malkin got a third star last night and was shut-out on the scoresheet and while the year isn’t a repeat of last season for Cook to suggest he misses his Mommy and Daddy and is a sulker is the kind of a-hole reporting he usually delivers and why many skip over many of Cook writes. I don’t follow the Stillers enough to know if Cook does know football but for sure he does his hockey column from the inside his office no where close to the Igloo.

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