Comments on: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Montreal Canadiens Playoff Predictions

By: habsfan88

habsfan88 — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 18:41:54 +0000

I just came accross this now, how does foot taste Schultzie? Canada may be a joke to you, but I hope you realize that the United States is a joke to the rest of the world, and I say this as a Canadian with dual citizenship (half American). With your bible belters, morbidly obese population (not that Canada is a whole lot better), Hollywood, Bush re-election, Jersey Shore (to name one on the countless despicable programs coming out of the states) you have a lot more to be ashamed about than Canada does.

Canada has its flaws for sure (your snide, redneck comments not being a part of those… did you know we live in igloos too?) but they are dwarfed by your nation. The US is crumbling and idiots like you that are the reason for it.

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:50:47 +0000

wuuuuussssss!

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:49:57 +0000

wha???

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:48:14 +0000

Can’t argue with you there Einstein! I can tell by your mastery of the English language that you are no match for me!

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:42:22 +0000

148 IQ thank you! Yes that is GENIOUS and considering the current exchange rate, you can add yours to your mothers, multiply x 2 and you will still be half way to my giant mansion of a house! When my doorbell goes “ding-dong” I don’t think it is calling me!

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:37:57 +0000

I thought it was strange that you kept texting me during the game? Do you actually hate me more than you love your team?

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:35:37 +0000

That’s a matter of a bad opinion!

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:34:49 +0000

Nothing hurts while putting for birdie while in Cancun!

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:28:52 +0000

touche!…..Threee-che! That’s fine Habsfan41.I wanted to thank you for being the 1,000,000th fan to post on our site! I will take my $10,000 bonus check and donate to a charity of your choosing! Perhaps spellcheck for idiots or an all expense paid trip to a shower!

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:21:40 +0000

I love golf! I will wager my paycheck from Penguinpoop.com that you cant answer this question! Which penguinpoop.com writer (decked out in a Scottish kilt and a Ramones t-shirt) once knocked over a 40 ft. flagpole with a golf cart! (Reg and Phil Krundle played a part in it!)

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:13:52 +0000

You are correct sir! I was out of bounds and I appologize! As evidenced in my pics with my pal M.A. Fleury and Mad Max , you must know that i have no problem with the French Canadians! Especially now that I have more French Canadians reading my blog than I did back in 1940.

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Tue, 18 May 2010 05:05:24 +0000

Tom is actually a friend of mine and HE wrote that joke. He shoulda stuck with That chick from that movie about poulterghoooosts. Cancer is never funny! Puppies and kittens with cancer are even less funny!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 17 May 2010 23:28:44 +0000

what did you just say? pens in 4..well….

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 17 May 2010 23:27:23 +0000

what did you just say ?

By: Southside Shultzie

Southside Shultzie — Mon, 17 May 2010 21:39:01 +0000

Well, after some thought I guess I owe somebody an apology! (Sorry to the lady behind me at Taco Bell! I didn’t know anyone was behind me)!

I just got back from the Preakness Stakes where if you took my cryptic advice you would have doubled your loot like I did! Lookin’ at Lucky won the race and I doubled my net worth (now I’m a hundred-aire!). The reason I am talking about the ponies is that I have been Lookin’ at Lucky every time I see your one trick ponie of a squad hit the ice!

Good luck in the next round guys!

There’s only so many times you can saddle up your lucky pony Halak before he breaks down. “And they’re off! Philly takes the lead! French Tickler is bringing it up the rear!”

By: Habsfan41

Habsfan41 — Thu, 13 May 2010 20:43:18 +0000

Hey Shultzie hows the golfing coming along? you meet up with Tom Green yet? haha

By: meinhabs

meinhabs — Thu, 13 May 2010 18:09:34 +0000

Shultzie, I only wish I could have seen your face during Game 7 while your “superior team” was getting pounded 4-0 and eventually with a 5-2 loss. That would have made my week. Your arrogance knows no bounds but like you said, a team with nothing but luck always loses, therefore it would make sense for you to finally admit that the Habs actually have a great team. That would be expecting too much of you though. I usually like Pens fans but it gives me great pleasure knowing that not a single one of your predictions came true and you can now go on life spewing excuses about “luck”. what a joke you are.

By: meinhabs

meinhabs — Thu, 13 May 2010 18:00:23 +0000

I think this calls for him “coming back and making comments” except with a different perspective, namely that the Habs kicked your ass