Joey Wales
My fanhood was forged in the fires of the standings basement in the early 2000s, then tempered by three years of being surrounded by Caps fans back when I lived in D.C. When Alain Nasreddine is the team’s points leader and you can get seats on the glass at the Igloo with $10 and a student ID, you either become an obsessed fan of the game or jump off the Zamboni. I became obsessed, thanks in no small part to a girl and her hockey-loving family. Fast-forward to today and I’m back in my beloved ‘burgh. I follow the Pens religiously – not to mention the goings on of the rest of the league almost as closely; I play (poorly) in an adult league with a great bunch of equally obsessed guys; and I have enough opinions on all things Penguins to get myself in plenty of trouble if I get a large enough forum.
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Sid should send 91 a "Been there. Sucks to be the obvious best player on your emerging playoff team" fruit basket. And some ice packs.
There was…
I'm not completely sold that adding Iginla to the roster is all it's cracked up to be, but that conversation has already happened in an earlier post,…
There are few things more gratifying than erasing a four-goal lead against a hated rival on their own ice, then proceeding to go on to beat them.…
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Figuratively, of course, but if the Pens knot this series at 3-3 this afternoon, the Flyers won't have what it takes to finish the series back here…
I watched about 10 minutes of the game at a Tampa airport bar last night before I heard my name called over the loudspeaker to "report to Gate…
While the Pittsburgh Penguins celebrated their first period victory down in the South Side, their stunt doubles let Game 1 slip away in the…
We have a saying here at PenguinPoop that “We have more hockey knowledge in our body than you have in your entire pinky“, that just being a…
This is awfully dramatic timing, isn't it? Think about it: huge game in our series with the New York Rangers as the Pens sniff at a number-one seed;…
Today's unveiling was almost perfect. One thing that would have made it perfect would have been the absence of the woman next to me who kept yelling,… 
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