The first hockey game I watched was on a 12″ black & white TV back in 1975. It was game 7 of the quarter finals Penguins vs the Islanders. The Pens lost, but I was ensnared. I soon started playing hockey in the basement using metal roller skates and nets drawn on the wall. You can still find me playing for 2-3 hockey teams at any given time.
All you really need to know about me is that I will argue to the death the fact that the Coffee/Recchi for Samuelsson/Tocchet was the worst trade in Penguins history. They could have had 5 of the top 13 NHL scorers ever on the team for many years. They would have won way more than just the one Cup the next year.
I started PenguinPoop along with Reg Dunlop back in January of 2009, mainly because I was unhappy with the direction the Penguins were going less than a year after playing for the Cup.
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Double Overtime Game Lost Thanks to Coach Bylsma’s Prevent Defense
Penguins coach Dan Bylsma lost the game last night. It wasn't a bad play, it wasn't a better team, it's wasn't poor play by his team, it wasn't the…
Pittsburgh Penguins vs Ottawa Senators 2013 Playoff Predictions
There are many questions the Penguins need to answer going into round two against the Ottawa Senators. The biggest question is who's going to be…
Malkin Could Use Some Help
Penguins leading scorer in this young playoff season, Evgeni Malkin, has gotten a reputation in the NHL. It's not a good one. It is the same…
Benching Fleury Solves Only One of Penguins Many Problems
While Penguins goaltender Marc-André Fleury has rightfully bore the brunt of the load for last nights loss. The puck doesn't stop there. …
Pittsburgh Penguins: Too Many Players, So Little Time
Sidney Crosby worked out with the Penguins conditioning coach and left the ice before the Penguins started their practice this morning. Odds…
Pittsburgh Penguins vs New York Islanders 2013 Playoff Predictions
When the puck drops Wednesday night in downtown Pittsburgh you can throw the 15 game win streak, the finishing first in the Eastern Conference and…
Sidney Crosby Should Return for Art Ross Scoring Trophy
Sidney Crosby has been skating in full gear and working out at home. You can read "They have yet to set a timetable on when Sidney Crosby will…
Penguins Matt Cooke is Public Enemy #1 Today in Ottawa
Matt Cooke has deserved his time spent as public enemy number one in many cities over the years. It's not even debatable. He has done a few…
Penguins Lose Top Goal Scorer Amidst Biggest Scoring Drought in Years
The Pittsburgh Penguins are in their worst scoring drought in a 10 game span in years and it's getting worse. The Penguins have registered only…
Penguins Trade For Jussi Jokinen Add Depth to Already Deep Roster
Going into trade deadline day today you would be hard pressed to find a deeper roster than that of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Their first two lines…
Today is the 25th Anniversary of Mario Lemieux’s Greatest Game and Greatest Goal
It's funny how history works. If the Penguins didn't go on to win the Stanley Cup in the 1990-91 season, most Pittsburgh Penguin fans wouldn't be…
Penguins GM Ray Shero Steals Jarome Iginla While Boston Sleeps
In the biggest craziest trade shock I can remember, Ray Shero just re-united the tandem that led the Canadian Hockey team to the gold medal in…
Letang Out: Penguins Playing Musical Chairs with Defensemen
Yesterday morning Ray Shero had eight active defensemen on his roster and one defenseman, Kris Letang, on Injured Reserve. In between then and now…
Pittsburgh Penguins and Dallas Stars Trade Two Morrows and Picks
The Penguins have traded promising defensive prospect and 2011 first round draft pick Joe Morrow to the Dallas Stars in return for veteran captain of…
Malkin Injury is Perfect Reason for Penguins to Look for Rentals
If you haven't heard Malkin has been ruled out of tonight's game and placed on IR. As well he should be. That is of course if the media has…
Video: Pascal Dupuis tips in Game Winner for Hat Trick vs Buffalo
You still have time to throw your hat! Pascal Dupuis's 2nd career hat trick wins game for Penguins 4-3 over Buffalo. Penguins are now in 1st…
Is Zack Boychuk the Winger Malkin Has Been Looking For?
When Steve Sullivan hightailed it out of Pittsburgh in the offseason the search for a winger to compliment Evgeni Malkin and James Neal took…
Penguins Claim 2008 1st Round Pick Zack Boychuk from Carolina
The Penguins picked 23 year old Carolina Hurricanes Left Winger Zack Boychuk off of waivers today. Boychuk was a first round 14th overall pick in…
Why is the Pittsburgh Penguins Defense so Bad?
The Penguins have new lineups for their first and second power plays. The first power play has the same players on it with one small twist.…
Phil Krundle: Should There be Changes in the Penguins Future?
Here at PenguinPoop we are taking a hard look at whether or not the Pittsburgh Penguins organization needs to make any changes. Sixth up is Phil…
The Penguins are Now in the Flyers Heads
Earlier in the season the Penguins lost six games in a row. All the talk around Pittsburgh was about how the Penguins wouldn't make the playoffs…
I’m not Embarrassed by the Pittsburgh Penguins Actions
Oh, I was embarrassed Sunday. I was extremely embarrassed when the NBC announcers were sticking up for Scotty Hartnell and claiming along with…
Gameday Poop: Game 3 – Penguins vs. Flyers – One Game at a Time
Does anyone remember back in January when the Penguins lost six in a row and all you heard was about how the Penguins were done for the season? …
If the Penguins are going to win Bylsma must pull in the reins
The Penguins have tried to win it their way. The Penguins war of attrition has failed and it's time to look at what does work. What has worked is…
Gameday Poop: Game 2 – Penguins vs. Flyers – Questioning Bylsma’s Faith
The Penguins had seen the exact same scenario as what happened Wednesday before. Tell me if this sounds familiar. Exactly 10 days earlier on a…
Gameday Poop: Game 1 – Penguins vs Flyers – The Bloodbath
Don't let these Flyers fool you. Flyers GM Paul Holmgren and coach Peter Laviolette have gone about rebuilding the team from the ground up. They…
Pittsburgh Penguins vs Philadelphia Flyers 2012 Playoff Predictions
We have a saying here at PenguinPoop that “We have more hockey knowledge in our body than you have in your entire pinky“, that just being a…
Tortorella, Milbury & Berube Resolve to Calling Crosby & Malkin Names
The NHL is a game played by men. To ensure this the NHL has a strict rule that a player be the age of 18 or more before September 16th of the year…
Sidney Crosby Quietly Adds a New Weapon to His Arsenal
Sidney Crosby would be the first to tell you that even though he is at the top of the food chart in the NHL, he is always trying to diversify. …
Crosby Returns, Penguins Beat Rangers for 10th Win in a Row
I would love to be telling you right now that Sidney Crosby is back to his old self and dominated the game. I would love to be telling you that…
Penguins Matt Cooke is the Perfect Winger for Sidney Crosby
Over the years the Penguins, a team known for their great locker room chemistry, have gotten by without great line chemistry on the ice. Sidney…
There is one thing that will make a player a fan favorite in Pittsburgh and that is shooting the puck. Penguins fans have stood in the stands and…
There is a certain type of Pittsburgh Penguins fan that a few of us on PenguinPoop that have followed the Pens since the '70's discuss all the…
More Pictures of the Demolition of the Civic Arena
A big thanks to Champ Kind, our inside guy, for snapping these pictures of the demolition of the Civic Arena…
Wheeling Nailers Turmoil Has Johnstown Searching for a New Team
The sale of the Wheeling Nailers has Johnstown wondering if the War Memorial will have a tenant next year. JLPens, from our PenguinPoop Johnstown…
While Penguins fans from all over America today are wearing their Jerseys to show support of hockey today. Here are some hardcore Pittsburgh…
Let's face it. Barring injury, these are Evgeni Malkin's Penguins. Sidney Crosby's eventual return to the Penguins will leave Dan Bylsma with some…
Pittsburgh Penguins 2012 Deadline Trade Rumors
We will keep updating this until the trade deadline: February 26th, 2012 Here we go again, the trade rumors are circling and the Pittsburgh…
Alexander Ovechkin Stole James Neal’s All-Star Spot
The number one goal scoring left winger in the NHL, James Neal is currently without a spot on the NHL All-Star Game roster and barring injury to a…
Pittsburgh Penguins First Half of the 2011/2012 Season Report
It's the halfway point of the Penguins season and right now the Penguins are in the midst of one of their biggest downturns in recent history. They…
If your the best hockey player on the planet the whole idea of re-imagining your game probably sounds like a poor idea at best. If you are the best…
I Will be Standing Up Cheering Jaromir Jagr Tonight
What if we tried to make Pittsburgh not look stupid & petty tonight for the HBO 24/7 camera's and national TV? Lemieux once got a standing…
Penguins Chase Miller From Net Twice, Beat Sabres 8-3
Jason Williams scored his first goal as a Pittsburgh Penguin 2 minutes into the game blasting a shot from the blue line past Buffalo Sabres…
The Penguins Need the Old Matt Cooke Back
Right now 3 or 4 Penguins are sidelined with concussions. After the NHL completely ignored Philadelphia Flyer Zac Rinaldo's blind side head hit that…
Sidney Crosby is the NHL’s Only Superstar, but not for Long
Where have all the NHL Superstars gone? Even though he was sidelined for 10 1/2 months, Sidney Crosby in a mere five games has returned to his top…
Top 25 Pittsburgh Penguins Gift Ideas for 2011
PenguinPoop's 2011 top 25 gift ideas for the Pittsburgh Penguin crazy fan in your life. Toasters, Rubber Duckies, items going for $7.99 to…
When is Sidney Crosby returning?
The Penguins have afforded Sidney Crosby all the time he needs. There are many documented cases of players around the NHL coming back to soon after…
Book Review: 100 Things Penguins Fans Should Know and Do Before They Die
When I first learned that fellow PenguinPoop blogger Rick Buker had written a new book about the Pittsburgh Penguins, I must confess that I wondered…
Fleury & Letang Octagon Camp Pictures
A little over a week ago, PenguinPoop's Art Vandelay's bachelor party started out on Pittsburgh's north shore at the Tilted Kilt and somehow ended…
Video: Dan Bylsma Coach of the Year Acceptance Speech
Dan Bylsma won a well deserved Jack Adams award for "Coach of the Year". Bylsma is the first Penguins coach to win the award. This is the video of…
Pittsburgh Penguins 2011 Free Agent List
Here is a current list of Pittsburgh Penguin players who’s contracts are up and become free agents as of 12:01 pm, July 1st 2011. Click here if…
Gameday Poop: GAME 7 – Pittsburgh Penguins vs TB Lightning
Tonight the Penguins need to hit somebody. I'm not talking the soft checks the Pens have been throwing the last two games. I'm talking the Brooks…
Pittsburgh Penguins vs TB Lightning Gameday Poop: Game 6
The Penguins that will be wearing the Penguin uniform on the ice tonight and the coaches that will be standing behind them have played half a season…
Pittsburgh Penguins vs TB Lightning Gameday Poop: Game 5
There is so much to get to this morning. TSN is calling for Tyler Kennedy to be suspended, Buffalo's coach has called the Flyers "Whiners" and who…
Pittsburgh Penguins vs Tampa Bay Lightning Gameday Poop: Game 4
The three words that describe the Penguins special teams are as follows, and I quote, Stink, Stank, Stunk. Laugh as you may about the old chestnut…
Video: Crosby and Malkin Greet Players After Big Win in Tampa
You have to love it when your two superstars who are out with injuries show up in the locker room to congratulate the team after a hard fought…
Pittsburgh Penguins vs. Tampa Bay Lightning Gameday Poop: Game 3
The Penguins game plan for tonight's 7:38PM tip off in Tampa should be a simple one. Stop Tampa Bay from scoring in the first period. To do this the…
Gameday poop: Game 2 Pittsburgh Penguins VS Tampa Bay Lightning
The Penguins proved on Wednesday night that hockey is a team sport. You play as a team, you win as a team. The Penguins organization has put together…
2011 NHL Playoff Predictions
We thought we would post some of our emails that are going back and forth here at PenguinPoop about how we think the playoffs will go down. We are…
Pittsburgh Penguins vs Tampa Bay Lightning Playoff Predictions
The PenguinPoop prediction debate is on. For the first time that I can remember one of our writers is saying they think the opposing team will…
It’s Official, The Penguins Will Be Playing Tampa Bay Lightning First Round
The Penguins start their quest for the Stanley Cup either Wednesday or Thursday night. Philadelphia's win tonight has assured the Penguins 4th…
Who Do the Pittsburgh Penguins Play Next Round?
Who will the Penguins end up playing next round? The Pittsburgh Penguins vs Philadelphia Flyers Here is the Official NHL Schedule: All Games…
When do the Pittsburgh Penguins Play next?
Click below to join hundreds of PenguinPoop fans who will know the next opponent the Penguins will be facing by having it delivered right…
Video: New Penguins History Takes Every Last Second Commercial
If this doesn't get you ready for the playoffs, I don't think you'll ever be ready! (Detroit fans not…
The Pittsburgh Penguins powerplay ranks 23rd in the league. The Nashville Predators are the only other team in the league that currently holds a…
NHL Policy Forces Mario and the Penguins to Employ a Matt Cooke
The media can "spin" the problems of the NHL onto Mario Lemieux's shoulders all they want, but when push comes to shove, the NHL will still be the…
Sidney Crosby Skates Again… And More Good News
Sidney Crosby skated for the 3rd time in four days and even though each time has only been 15 minutes, he has been symptom free. " I know it’s…
Sidney Crosby Skating Raises More Questions Than it Answers w/Video
On Friday Bob McCown a radio guy up in Toronto said about Sidney Crosby: "Members of his family I've been told have suggested to Sid or maybe talking…
Video: PK Subban Tries to Take Off Rupp’s Head – No Penalty!
Surely everyone in Pittsburgh is familiar with PK Subban's antics. You remember the guy who purposely swung his leg out to trip Jordan Staal and…
Penguins Coach Bylsma Deserves Jack Adams Award Consideration
The Pittsburgh Penguins have just awarded head coach Dan Bylsma a very well deserved 3 year contract extension. Bylsma has been keeping the 2010-2011…
Pittsburgh Penguins 2011 Trade Deadline Day
PITTSBURGH PENGUINS MOVES: Ray Shero has said that the Pittsburgh Penguins have made no moves today. Todays Penguins Trade Rumors EX-Penguin…
Penguins Trade Goligoski to Dallas for Neal and Niskanen by the numbers
Alex Goligoski has been traded to the Dallas Stars for winger James Neal & defenseman Matt Niskanen. This will probably be considered…
The Pittsburgh Penguins and Brad Richards, the Perfect Match
With Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin out, you may think the Penguins GM Ray Shero should waive the white flag and live to fight another day. I'm…
Wheeling-Johnstown Nailers are Losing Players Left and Right
The Wheeling Nailers have lost their last three games after winning 9 out of 10. JLPens, from our PenguinPoop Johnstown office has filed this…
Lemieux Was Right to Tell the NHL Emperor He’s Wearing no Clothes
The effect that a game like Friday night's debacle will have on the NHL world, not just this year but in the future, is way more than the NHL…
Mario Lemieux Makes Statement, Slams NHL
Mario Lemieux just released a statement on the Pittsburgh Penguins website saying “If the events relating to Friday night reflect the state of the…
Penguins Bylsma could be suspended because of ref O’Halloran’s incompetence
Penguins Coach Dan Bylsma has been suspended by the NHL pending review because Penguins enforcer Eric Godard left the bench during an altercation. An…
Video: Pittsburgh Steelers Renegade Tribute at Penguins Game
I have to admit we are very psyched about the Pittsburgh Steelers Superbowl tomorrow and the game against the Washington Capitals at 12:30PM to kick…
Jordan Staal Gets Time Served Because of Poor Officiating
I can't remember the last time I turned off a game on TV. Last night I was so pissed at this call that I turned the TV off and changed channels. TSN…
With Malkin & Crosby Out GM Ray Shero Can Scout the Penguins
I've never been much for the idiom "Is the glass half empty or full?" The glass is always full, it's just a matter of what's in it. When the…
Was Sidney Crosby’s Concussion Undiagnosed by Penguins Staff?
I'm an expert on Hockey Concussions. No, I'm not a doctor nor do I play one on TV. I also didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. I did…
Pittsburgh Penguins 2011 Trade Rumors
We will keep updating this until the trade deadline: Read this years: Pittsburgh Penguins 2012 Deadline Trade Rumors ----------------February…
Pittsburgh Penguins First Half of the Season Report
When the horn sounded at the end of last nights game, it marked the end of the first half of the season for the Pittsburgh Penguins. The Penguins…
PenguinPoop Photos: The Winter Classic a Weekend to Remember…
Sorry you haven't heard from any of us over the weekend. We said we were going to party like rock stars and here is a photo blog of the proof. We…
Video: Funny Winter Classic Commercial – Outtakes — Benstonium
Benstonium somehow managed to find never seen before double top secret hidden outtakes from the filming of the Winter Classic Commercial that the NHL…
If there is a worse way for a professional sport to handle distribution of tickets I'm sure the NHL will be the first ones to adopt it. The…
PenguinPoop in commercial for the Fan 93.7, Seibel and Starkey
A few of us PenguinPoop writers are in yet another commercial for 93.7 the Fan, once again STH35, Champ Kind Reg Dunlop and I are in a commercial…
HBO 24/7 has Capitals and Penguins Players Acting Different On the Ice
NHL Commissioner Gary Bettmen trying to get all of his Ducks in a row for when the NHL contract with Versus television runs out this after this…
Video: Sidney Crosby Bouncing Pucks off the Wall – Reebok
Ah, here we go again! Sidney Crosby's new video of him doing tricks at the Reebok rink. This time he's bouncing pucks off the wall, catching…
Sidney Crosby has finally found a winger in Kunitz
When the Penguins traded defenseman Ryan Whitney to the Ducks for Chris Kunitz around the trading deadline of the 2008/09 season everyone was…
Video: Sidney Crosby and the Pyramid of Pucks
Everyone keeps asking me about this video and where they can view it, I thought I would just post it. It looked like Sidney Crosby was trying to…
Starting tomorrow the Pittsburgh Penguins are giving fans a chance to vote on the greatest goal Mario Lemieux ever scored in a video tournament at…
Top 25 Pittsburgh Penguins Gift Ideas for 2010
PenguinPoop's top 25 gift ideas for the Pittsburgh Penguin crazy fan in your life. Toasters, Gnomes, items going for $3.99 to thousands of dollars.…
How to Fix the Broken Down Pittsburgh Penguins
Trying to figure out what is wrong with the Penguins is like trying to figure out why people search for the closest parking spot when they go to work…
The Penguins Powerplay Stinks… Don’t Change it.
Head Coach Dan Bylsma has taken a seriously innovative step in creating a very different type of powerplay here in Pittsburgh and even though the…
There is an interesting thing going on in the NHL right now. Teams like Chicago and Montreal are letting go the goaltenders that made their post…
The Pittsburgh Penguins New 3rd Jersey:
Picture of the Pittsburgh Penguins 3rd jersey used in the 2011 Winter Classic at Heinz Field: *Update... It's Official! The…
Sidney Crosby is off to the worst start in his NHL career
Through five games Sidney Crosby has less points than at the beginning of any of his 6 NHL seasons. The Penguins aren't quite ready to send him down…
This might not seem at first like that bold of a prediction considering Evgeni Malkin won the scoring title two years ago. In 67 games last…
Opening Night Consol Energy Center – Unpublished Construction Photos
Here are 15 never published photos from the phones and cameras of PenguinPoop friends and fans like Nick the "HungoverGoalie" from the Local 3…
Penguins Alex Goligoski is ready to fill Gonchars Shoes
Having patrolled the Pittsburgh Penguins blue line for the last five years Sergei Gonchar's time with the Penguins didn't start out great as many…
Pittsburgh Penguins 2010 – 2011 Salary Cap Numbers
Pittsburgh Penguins 2012 Salary Cap Numbers. This list has the Salary numbers up until the last year that a Penguin is signed. 2012, 2013, 2014,…
Brett Sterling could be to Sidney Crosby what Scorin Warren was to Lemieux
This is going back a few years, but when Mario Lemieux first broke into the league in 1984 the Penguins brought up 28 year old minor league winger…
Pittsburgh Penguins New Consol Energy Center Fails Where it Counts Most
I have a novel idea for the re-use of the Civic Arena. Have the Pittsburgh Penguins play there. I apologize for not succumbing to the Penguins…
When the Penguins signed center Mike Comrie two weeks ago I questioned if maybe Jordan Staal's injury was a little worse than they've been letting…
Video: Sidney Crosby Hits Homer into River at PNC Park
Sidney Crosby took batting practice at PNC park today along with some teammates. Here's the video of Crosby knocking one out of the park and into…
Penguins Sign Center Mike Comrie to 1 year .5 Million Dollar Contract
A little over a week until training camp starts and Penguin GM Ray Shero is still fine tuning the Penguins roster. Today he signed center journeyman…
Penguins Sign Winger Arron Asham to 1 year .7 Million Dollar Contract
The Pittsburgh Penguins signed Winger tough guy Arron Asham to a one year contract for 700 thousand. 5' 11" 205pd Asham played the last two seasons…
PenguinPoop in new 93.7 the Fan Commercial
As if TV wasn't bad enough already! When we were asked if we wanted to be in a bunch of the new commercials for "93.7 the Fan" sports talk radio,…
Penguins Sign Chris Conner to 1 year .55 Million Dollar 2 Way Contract
WBS Penguins winger Chris Conner re-signed with the Pittsburgh Penguins for 1 year at .55 million. The deal is a 2 way contract that will pay him…
Mark Eaton Signs 2 year $5 Million Dollar Deal with Islanders
Pittsburgh Penguins who right now have 5 defensemen lined up for next year (Orpik, Martin, Goligoski, Letang and Michalek) most likely just ensured…
Buffalo Signs Jordan Leopold to 3 year $9 Million Dollar Deal
Penguins loaner defenseman Jordan Leopold signed a 3 year, 3 million dollar a year deal will Buffalo after the Penguins most likely didn't offer…
Dan Hamhuis to the Canucks, 6 Year 27 Million Dollar Contract
Ray Shero lost the Hamhuis sweepstakes or did he? Shero traded a draft pick for the right to try to sign Hamhuis and failed. Then today…
Sergei Gonchar to Ottawa for $5.5M a year for 3 Years
TSN has reported that Sergei Gonchar has signed a three year deal with the Ottawa Senators for $5.5 Million a year including a no-trade clause. …
Penguins GM Ray Shero looks to fill specific needs with draft & free agency
About a week ago when Pittsburgh Penguins GM Ray Shero was interviewed about the impending draft he said “In terms of needs, I think in the first…
Report: Penguins trade Sergei Gonchar’s negotiating rights to Sharks
There are reports all over the internet and radio this morning that the Penguins have traded Sergei Gonchar's negotiating rights to the San Jose…
Matt Cooke and Ben Lovejoy agree to 3 year deals with the Pittsburgh Penguins
In the last 24 hours Penguin GM Ray Shero has came to 3 year terms with winger Matt Cooke and Penguins up and coming defenseman Ben Lovejoy. …
2011 Pens vs Caps Winter Classic at Heinz Field and New 3rd Jerseys
I hope you guys were paying attention 2 months ago to the day when we told you that the Winter Classic was going to be at Heinz Field on January 1st.…
Pittsburgh Penguins Contracts and the 2010 NHL Free Agent Market
Pittsburgh Penguins GM Ray Shero has a lot of work ahead of him in the NHL free agent market trying to put together a team that has the best chance…
Did Rob Rossi of the Trib just call Shero & Lemieux stupid?
Is Evgeni Malkin disgruntled with the Pittsburgh Penguins management right now? Yes he is, even more so than Sidney Crosby was a few years ago when…
Montreal vs Philadelphia – Who does the NHL want to win this the least?
Two of the NHL's biggest "Us Against the World" teams will be going head to head and the media factions of both teams are primed and ready to kick it…
2010 Pittsburgh Penguins Free Agents
Here is a current list of Pitttsburgh Penguin players who's contracts are up and become free agents as of 12:01 pm, July 1st 2010. Click here for…
Pictures from the last game at the Civic Arena
What a long great trip it's been. Since the moment the Penguins stepped on the ice on October 5th 2007 the Penguins have been in contention for the…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh vs Montreal – Game 7 – Down & Dirty
Many of the Penguins players will be facing their favorite childhood team in a game seven playoff game that they've played over and over in their…
The Penguins are becoming the best closer of series on the road that the NHL has ever seen. Tonight the Pens have a chance to close out the series…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh vs Montreal Game 5 – Old Time Hockey
It's time for the Penguins to stop tap dancing around and start playing hockey. Hit Somebody, get to the front of the net, clear the front of your…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh vs Montreal game 4 – Guerin & Staal are back!
All the talk is about Marc-André Fleury's big shutout as well it should be. How about a big standing ovation for the Penguins defense! They held the…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh vs Montreal Game 3 – Fixing Evgeni Malkin
What's wrong with Evgeni Malkin? All I keep reading & hearing is how come Malkin hasn't shown up yet. If I told you that Malkin has 1 more…
Gameday poop: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Montreal Canadiens – Injury Report?
In round one of the playoffs, the Montreal Canadiens limited the Washington Capitals to 1 powerplay goal in 33 tries. The Pittsburgh Penguins…
Penguins Coach Bylsma says Jordan Staal is NOT out for the playoffs
Rumors of Jordan Staal's demise have been greatly exaggerated. Reports are going around that Jordan Staal will be out for the remainder of the…
Gameday poop: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Montreal Canadiens Round 2 Preview
Don't let the Montreal Canadiens #8 seed fool you. They had injuries all season just like the Penguins did and are a very good team. Just ask…
Pittsburgh Penguins vs Montreal Canadiens Playoff Predictions
This has all happened before... In 1998 the exact same group of teams from the Eastern Conference made it to the Stanley Cup playoffs. The exact…
Penguins playing the Montreal Candiens next, Schedule announced!
The Pittsburgh Penguins will be playing Montreal first game Friday night at 7PM Here is the Official NHL Schedule: Friday, April…
The Canadiens are out coaching and out playing the Capitals
Who the Penguins play next round will be determined by the winner of the Washington Capitals vs. the Montreal Canadiens game tonight. If the Capitals…
Gameday Poop Game 6: Penguins vs Senators – Preview
The Penguins need to find that desire that got them up in this series 3-1 and they need to find it fast. While the Senators didn't lie down and hand…
Gameday Poop Game 5: Penguins vs Senators – The Elimination Game
The Penguins had a chance last year to eliminate both the Flyers and Capitals at Mellon Arena and both times they failed. Tonight the Penguins have a…
Gameday Poop: Game 4 – Penguins vs Senators – Out for Justice
Sunday's Penguin game was one of the best all around games I have seen the Penguins play in a long time. Ottawa looked very tentative as if they…
Call it lighting a fire under the Penguins collective arses or call it awakening a sleeping giant Penguin, the cheap shot Andy Sutton threw at Jordan…
Video: Suttons Suspendable cheap shot of Leopold
Andy Sutton leaves his feet to elbow Jordon Leopold in the head. Under the new NHL head shot rule Sutton will most likely be suspended 2 to five…
Holy bad bounces! I sure am glad that the Penguins got that game out of their system now rather than in a later round. Word on the street is that…
The Penguins need to bench Alexei Ponikarovsky
As an NHL coach, you never want to do something that makes your GM look bad. Last year coach Dan Bylsma benched Miroslav Satan one of Ray Shero's…
Three years ago the Penguins were ousted from the playoffs in the first round by the Senators 4-1. Two years ago in the playoffs the…
Video: What if Mario Wasnt so Super?
New NHL playoff commercial asks "What if Mario Wasn't so Super?".. History Will be Made.. awsome. I hope they have the same video for Crosby and…
Pittsburgh Penguins extend goaltender Brent Johnson’s contract
On the eve of Pittsburgh's quest to defend the Cup, Ray Shero is trying to sign a few players to keep the players focused on hockey and not on…
Pittsburgh Penguins vs Ottawa Senators Playoff Predictions
We have a saying here at PenguinPoop that "We have more hockey knowledge in our body than you have in your entire pinky", that just being a little…
3 Rule Changes the NHL should adopt before the playoffs
With the NHL hierarchy getting together and deciding a rule on head shots and putting it into effect mid season, I was thinking why don't they try an…
Penguins will play the Ottawa Senators first round of Playoffs
I would love to tell you guys that I care about the Pittsburgh Penguins vs NY Islanders game later this afternoon, I'd like to debate whether the…
The NHL closes up the regular season tomorrow and the playoff race in the Eastern conference is no where near settled. The Penguins can finish…
Video: Penguins Pre Game History of Mellon Arena Jumbotron Feature
This is the video shown before the game on the jumbotron and on FSN during the Pittsburgh Penguins final regular season home game at Mellon Arena. …
Well it's the final regular season game at the Igloo tonight and there are 50 some plus players from Pittsburgh hockey lore that will be at the arena…
It's that time of year again for PenguinPoop's empty net goals and empty net assists calculator to start popping out empty net stats in comparison to…
Gameday Poop: Penguins vs Capitals – Ovechkins Goal Drought
If Alexander Ovechkin goes without a goal tonight it will match the second longest drought he has had in his career. Ovechkin has just 1 goal in the…
Video: Sidney Crosby nets two of the Top Ten Goals of the Year
The NHL network may have jumped the gun on this one a little being 50+ games left and all. Though I'm pretty sure the goal of the year by Steven…
Gameday Poop: Penguins vs Thrashers – Malkin & Gonchar are back!
The Penguins had a big "closed door" meeting to discuss what needs fixed after that horrendous performance against the Tampa Bay Lightning on…
On April 8, the Pittsburgh Penguins will be having more than 50 former players, coaches & GM's take to the ice for the final regular season game…
Gameday Poop: Penguins vs Lightning – Crosby vs Stamkos
The Pittsburgh Penguins are taking on the Tampa Bay Lightning at home tonight and for the second game in a row, if the Penguins win, they…
Pittsburgh Penguins sign defenseman Kris Letang to a 4 year deal
The Pittsburgh Penguins announced that defenseman Kris Letang was signed for four more years and seriously it's about time Ray Shero started shoring…
NHL Winter Classic: Capitals vs Penguins at Heinz Field January 1st 2011
Finally the NHL will be showcasing their superstars, after all the hype Sidney Crosby & Alexander Ovechkin got at the Winter Olympics, it would…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Toronto Maple Leafs
The Penguins are taking on the red hot Toronto Maple Leafs this afternoon or this evening which ever one of those 5pm falls under and nothing is…
Gameday Poop: Penguins vs Flyers – Evgeni Malkin is Out
With a win this afternoon the Penguins would clinch a Stanley Cup Playoff berth and if you could tell me a better way to do it than at home against…
Video: Evgeni Malkin’s must watch Dapper Dan speech last night
The Evgeni Malkin speech last night is a must see for anyone who would like an insight to this Russian who has invaded Pittsburgh. Some highlights…
Gameday Poop: Penguins vs Capitals – Steroids Steroids Steroids
The Washington Capitals are under investigation once again for being involved with steroids. US Marshals were at the Washington Capitals training…
The Crosby Sucks Phenomenon
While both Philadelphia Flyer fans and Washington Capital fans both lay claim as to having come up with "Crosby Sucks". Since the day Sidney Crosby…
Gameday Poop: Penguins vs Red Wings – Malkin is not playing!
It's a great week for hockey! The Penguins kick off their own personal rivalry week with a trip to Detroit to face the team they ousted in the…
Pittsburgh Penguins 2009 – 2010 Salary Cap Numbers
Pittsburgh Penguins 2009 - 2010 Salary Cap Numbers. This list has the Salary numbers up until the last year that a Penguin is signed. 2009,…
Today is the first time that I can remember this season that the entire Pittsburgh Penguins squad is healthy. As far as timing goes, this is…
Mike Lange Syndrome – We have all had it…
We have all had it at one time or another, this is one of the worse cases ever documented of Mike Lange Syndrome You can view more great…
Gameday Poop: Penguins vs Bruins – Matt Cooke Public Enemy no.1
The big question for tonight's game is will the Bruins be seeking revenge on Matt Cooke for the hit he put on Mark Savard? The NHL brought in some…
Pittsburgh Penguins farm team moving to Johnstown?
*UPDATE from JLPens: Minor Matters – To follow up on a previous story, the Wheeling Nailers will play 10 regular season and 1 pre season games…
Gameday Poop: Penguins vs NJ Devils – Evgeni Malkin is out
The Pittsburgh Penguins have lost to the New Jersey Devils all five times they played them this year. Three out of the five losses came when the…
The REAL story behind Sidney Crosby’s lost stick
Was the hockey stick Sidney Crosby used to score the "Golden Goal" on the "Black Market"? The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported the other day…
PenguinPoops: Top Ten reasons Sidney Crosby wasn’t on Letterman
We asked our PenguinPoop readers to give us the top ten reasons they felt Sidney Crosby didn't go and do David Letterman's Top Ten and here is the…
Gameday Poop: Penguins vs Hurricanes – TK is the odd man out!
The Penguins take their 4 game winning streak to Carolina tonight to kick off a five game road trip that has them playing their arch nemesis for the…
There is a Giant Canadian Microscope Pointed at Sidney Crosby
Every single thing that Sidney Crosby has done since scoring what the Canadians have dubbed the "Golden Goal" has been diagnosed, analyzed,…
Gameday Poop: Penguins vs Bruins: Recchi’s Last Game in Pittsburgh?
The Penguins take on the Boston Bruins at 3PM this afternoon in a black and gold battle that pits the number one Atlantic division Penguins against a…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Dallas Stars – March 6
I'm very excited about this afternoons game, I haven't been this excited since the fifth grade picnic. It seems like forever since the Penguins…
Ponikarovsky’s in. Who is the Odd Penguin Out?
Alexei Ponikarovsky had his first practice with the Pens this morning. Any other team in the NHL bringing in one player too many would cause locker…
Pittsburgh Penguins Trade Deadline Moves Typical Ray Shero
Once again Ray Shero worked his magic and transformed the Pittsburgh Penguins team into a better team. That is not an easy thing to do with the NHL's…
Pens Trade Martin Skoula & Luca Caputi to Toronto for Alexei Ponakarovsky
The Penguins picked up a big 6'4" scoring winger from Toronto Alexei Ponakarovsky tonight for their 8th in line defenseman Martin Skoula who did…
Sidney Crosby returns home to the igloo tonight irrefutably the best player in hockey right now. In nine months this 22 year old has won both the…
Penguins Trade 2nd Round Draft pick for Jordon Leopold
Pending league approval, the Pittsburgh Penguins have picked up 6' 1" Florida Panthers defenseman Jordan Leopold for a 2nd round draft pick. …
Sad, Happy & Indifferent. USA Loses in Overtime
It was a sad day for the USA hockey team and to be honest after such a big loss I've never felt more indifferent. I watched the Gold Medal game with…
Gameday Poop – Miracle on Ice Part 3 – USA vs Canada
The USA has won the Hockey Gold medal at the Olympics only twice in 90 years. Both times the USA won, the year ended in zero, as a matter of fact…
Olympic Hockey Thoughts… So Far. Plus Crosby vs. Orpik Round 1
The big win by the U.S.A. hockey team was much more for them than just a moral victory. The victory put them in first place in the standings and…
Jonathan Cheechoo is a Very Viable Option for the Penguins
A few days ago former 56 goal scorer and Rocket Richard Trophy winner Jonathan Cheechoo was placed on waivers and the Penguins and every other team…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Nashville Predators – February 14
Thanks to the Olympics this afternoon's Valentine matinee 1PM game against the Nashville Predators is the last Penguin game until March. That being…
Why Wasn’t Ovechkin Suspended?
I'm sorry I'm late on this, I've been out of town for a week or so. I started writing the "GameDay Poop" today in between shoveling about 3 foot of…
With all of the trades around the NHL right now, most by two "Old School" GM's Brian Burke & Darryl Sutter, it would be easy for Ray Shero to get…
Goligoski on Olympic Short List
Injuries to the US Olympic Hockey Team's defensive squad have left one or two open positions on their roster. Defenseman Paul Martin of the New…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Buffalo Sabres – February 1
The Pens chased Buffalo Sabre's goaltender and most likely Team USA's Olympic starting goaltender Ryan Miller from the game on December 29th by…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Detroit Red Wings – January 31
Game time is 12:30PM and can be seen in Super HD at the Igloo or on NBC When the Penguins knocked off the reining Stanley Cup Champs last June,…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Ottawa Senators – January 28
Game time is 7:00PM and can be seen in Super HD at the Igloo or on FSN The Pens take on the red hot Ottawa Senators who have won their last seven…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Rangers – January 25
Game time is 7:00PM and can be seen in Super HD at MSG or regular HD on Versus Where is Marion Gaborik, where are the Rangers? The Rangers have…
When Pittsburgh played Philadelphia 17 days ago, Philadelphia played a very disciplined game. Only 7 minor penalties were handed out the whole…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Capitals – 1/21/10
How stupid is the NHL? On the ice tonight will be the last 3 Art Ross trophy winners, the Conn Smythe trophy winner, the last 3 Hart Memorial…
Crosby and Ovechkin are Headed Two Different Directions Together
Since the 2005/2006 season when Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin vaulted into the NHL there were two things you could count on more than Marion…
Pittsburgh Penguins Game Day Poop – Islanders – 1/19/10
The Pens are back from their road trip worse for wear, but with a little good news, even though John Curry is penciled in as goaltender tonight Marc…
Pittsburgh Penguins Game Day Poop – 01/16/10 – Vancouver
The Penguins play the Vancouver Canucks tonight at 10PM it will be shown in HD on Fox Sports Pittsburgh. Marc Andre Fleury has a fractured finger…
Pittsburgh Penguins Game Day Poop – January 14, 2010 – Edmonton
The Penguins play the Edmonton Oilers tonight at 9:30PM it will be shown in HD on Fox Sports Pittsburgh. Wow, the power play last night looked…
The Penguins take on the Calgary Flames tonight at 9:30PM it will be shown in HD on Fox Sports Pittsburgh. Minnesota Wild's Cal Clutterbuck is upset…
Lets Not Be Those Kinds of Fans
Last night at the Flyers game the boo birds came out at the end of both of the Penguins powerplays. This is the kind of behavior more befitting a…
Sidney Crosby or Evgeni Malkin ?
The Olympics are going to be here before you know it. We here at PenguinPoop have a question for you. If Evgeni Malkin's team takes on Sidney…
Dear Mike Yeo
Dear Mike Yeo, I don't know if you have noticed but the Pittsburgh Penguin powerplay is officially the worst powerplay in the entire NHL. All of…
At the end of the season the Pittsburgh Penguins will have 5 of the seven defensemen currently on the roster go to free agency unless Ray Shero…
The Steigy & Errey Drinking Game
Since the day they removed Mike Lange from the duties of announcing the TV games on FSN a few disgruntled Penguin fans have been up in arms about the…
Goligoski Deserves a Spot on USA Olympic Team
People are starting to take notice of young Alex Goligoski's Paul Coffee like abilities and why not, this kid is proving to be #1. Goligoski was not…
Pittsburgh Penguin Holiday Poops
There is a rumor going around the internet from a so called reliable source that Flyers Jeff Carter Slept with Scotty Hartnell's wife and that is the…
Evgeni Malkin at the Point on Power Play, Finally!
The Penguins practiced today with Malkin at the point on the power play. The Penguins play Philadelphia tonight and the last thing the Penguins…
When is Fluery Going to Win a Game?
Watching the refs lose sight of the puck and negate a goal for the Canadians on Thursday night which would have tied the score up late in the game, I…
Pittsburgh PenguinPoops for December 04 2009
Philadelphia Flyers fired their coach John Stevens. I guess maybe the GM would like them to have a playoff spot. As a matter of fact, 3 of the…
The Tanking Fedotenko
It was a long November for Ruslan Fedotenko. In 14 games he amassed 1 goal and a whopping 3 assists. The amazing part of his ignoble point total…
Marc-André Fleury celebrated his 25th birthday on Saturday by getting his 126th NHL win. Everyone who is keeping track (me & Marc-André's mom)…
I Can Fix The Pittsburgh Penguin Power Play
The Penguins overtime win in Florida provided the all of the answers needed to right the sinking powerplay ship that has been taking on water…
Fear not, the Superstar is back
While Dan Bylsma's first big bout with diversity in his long 277 day NHL coaching career is far from over, the return of Maxime 'Superstar' Talbot to…
2009 Pittsburgh Penguins Free Agents
Here is a current list of Pitttsburgh Penguin players who's contracts are up and become free agents as of 12:01 pm, July 1st 2009. Here is the…
League Leading Impressive as it may seem, the Penguins have yet to lose a game this season that was not on a back 2 back night. Just as…
Goligoski is doing everything Whitney couldn’t
When Alex Goligoski takes the ice tonight at 10pm you will be seeing the guy that made it easy for the Penguins to trade away Ryan Whitney. …
If there were any die hard Michel Therrien fans out there, I'm sure their opinion swayed the second the clocked stopped in game 7 of the finals. That…
If your going to compare yourself to a goaltender, you might as well compare yourself to the best in the NHL. As luck would have it, this Saturday…
Gonchar is out for at least a month. Who’s Martin Skoula ?
If you haven't heard yet, Sergei Gonchar yesterday suffered a broken wrist that will keep him out at least 6-8 weeks and Dan Bylsma announced that…
Penguins are trying to reverse the “Bad Luck Blues”
Saturday October 17th starts the return of the Penguins ugly "Bad Luck" blue jerseys and Penguin management has a plan. The plan is to change the…
Banners & Cup Pics
The Stanley Cup banners are now all in a row! Here's a conundrum. Do you touch the cup? The Penguin Pooper above opted not to touch the cup as to…
Great new Pittsburgh Penguin 2009 playoff highlight reel
I don't know if Penguin Poop poster STH35's kid "GotMalkin" spent every minute since the Pens won the cup making this video but it sure looks like…
Who fights more like a girl Hartnell or Semin?
After Kris Letang dropped Scottie Hartnell to the ice like a rag doll last night Hartnell decided to fight like a girl by biting Letangs hand. I…
A new Pittsburgh Penguin season and a Festivus of stupid banners
Your gonna have to take my word for it that I'm happy as a peach that the new season starts this evening. Last season was one hell of a ride and I…
Crosby Can’t Shoot
Johnny can't read and Sidney can't shoot. This may sound crazy but... The number one goal scorer in the playoffs last year is atrocious at shooting…
Pittsburgh Penguins Free Agency Round Up – 2009
A list of Penguins and ex-Penguin free agency moves: We will be updating this page as the summer goes on. Click on the players name to view…
Detroit, Lidstrom and Draper are sore losers, snub Crosby
Call them unsportsmanlike or call them sore losers, whatever you call them, Detroit's lack of class runs from the captain of the team all the way…
Stanley Cup Sightings
A big thanks to PenguinPooper - PenguinSteve-O who has sent us in our first cup sighting, here is his girlfriend Lisa with Dan Bylsma and…
At a few minutes after 8pm tonight, a puck will be dropped inside the Joe Lewis Arena in downtown Detroit and the hopes and aspirations of 40 NHLers…
To raise Lord Stanley's silver chalice, all the Penguins need to do is win two games in a row. They have won two games in a row 18 times already…
The Penguins MUST win a game in the Detroit Red Wing's Joe Lewis Arena to win Lord Stanley's Cup, it is that simple. Tonight the energized and…
The Pittsburgh Penguins are heading into game 4 of the Stanley Cup finals in the exact way they headed into last years game four, down 2 games to…
Thanks again to Champ Kind for another PenguinPoop exclusive: PenguinPoop on the Street Reporter Champ Kind (as long as it's less…
Alright, This is a must win, the Pens are down but not out, they have looked decent the first two games, but have nothing to show for it. I'm not…
The NHL idea of putting it's most tenured referee's instead of it's best referee's in charge of the nationally televised Stanley Cup Finals is making…
The Penguins started the game out last night very tentative, and by the time they got on a roll, Detroit was already in their trap system because of…
Last year the star struck Pittsburgh Penguin youngsters didn't fair that well in their first trip to the Stanley Cup finals. We'll guess what. These…
With the Penguins ready to roll into the Stanley Cup Finals we thought it was time we came together here at PenguinPoop and put down our predictions…
NHL investigating Washington Capitals ties to Steroids
A couple in Florida was arrested with an anabolic steroids stash worth a street value of $200,000 claimed to have sold them to Washington Capital…
The Penguins have taken their game to a level that hasn't been seen in Pittsburgh since the early nineties when Lemieux and company used to torment…
Lets face it, the inevitable is going to happen and the Pittsburgh Penguins are going to be face to face with the Detroit Redwings on June 5 when the…
The Penguins are up 2 games to none and are heading into the eye of the hurricane at the RBC Center and unfortunately for the Canes the eye is the…
Hurricane? Monday night's performance by the Hurricanes would barely rate as a Tropical Storm. The Penguins owned the game from the beginning up…
The Penguins need to come out firing on all cylinders, the Capitals series was too close for comfort and to beat the Carolina Hurricanes, the…
NHL Conference Finals – Predictions
With the Penguins ready to roll into round three of the playoffs in their third race for 4, we thought it was time we came together here at…
You are currently witnessing the birth of a new hockey dynasty in Pittsburgh and if ownership plays it's cards right, it could be one for over a…
Pictures of Penguins vs Capitals Game 7 – May 13, 2009
Photos for the Penguins - Capitals series are provided to PenguinPoop by:…
This is it! At 7pm tonight the Sidney Crosby versus Alexander Ovechkin match up the NHL has been blabbing about for 3 years comes to a head. Toss an…
GameDay Poop: Penguins vs Capitals – Game 6 – May 11, 2009
The Penguins have turned desperation into determination and know what it takes to win a game. Laying their bodies in front of 100 mile an hour slap…
Pictures from Penguin vs Capitals – Game 5
Photos for the Penguins - Capitals series are provided to PenguinPoop by:…
It took a while after the long layoff for the Penguins to get back into the groove, but they are in a groove now. With last nights 5-3 win the…
Alexander Ovechkin needs to be suspended
Call it a cheap shot, call it a dirty hit, what it was, was an intent to injure. Alexander Ovechkin purposely hit his fellow countryman Sergei…
7th Street Grille Absolved
Earlier today I questioned what they were doing at the 7th Street Grille turning over "pro Penguin propaganda" to make a few Capital players…
The Penguins played "desperation" hockey Wednesday and it paid off, the Penguins are in the same boat for today's game, and would be best served…
Game Day Poop: Penguins vs Capitals Game 3 – Princess Alexia Ovechkin.
The Penguins are in a hole and need to dig themselves out and a little home ice advantage is going to go a long way. There are three things that…
Markus Naslund Retiring at 35?
According to the New York Post - 35 year old, 1st round Penguin draft pick Markus Naslund is retiring. The New York Rangers signed Naslund last…
The Penguins are back in Washington tonight for game two of round two. Sidney Crosby worked on perfecting his open net shooting. "Usually you're not…
Gameday Poop: Pittsburgh vs Washington Game One – Where is Malkin’s Respect?
Here it comes, the All-Star match up the NHL wanted, the series that everyone and their mom wanted, two of hottest NHL players going head to head…
On Wednesday the NHL announced the three finalists for the Hart Trophy, which is given to the player who is most value to his team, Evgeni Malkin,…
If your a Pittsburgh Penguin fan like me, your email box has been inundated with the Alexander Ovechkin at a strip club picture with receipt and…
Ryan Whitney is heading back to play the Detroit Redwings in the playoffs. With the Anaheim Ducks knocking off the first place San Jose Sharks last…
News flash for the Penguins: You are not going to be handed a win today, you have to earn it. Where were the players blocking shots? Where were the…
The most annoying and tiresome phrase used in the NHL is 'Let Them Play'. This phrase is used by ex-players and by washed up ex coach hockey…
This is hard hitting NHL hockey, not a Philadelphia ballet class. Look in the dictionary under the word 'Whiner' and you will see the 2008/2009…
Last game the Penguins got away from dictating the play, their hits were down, their blocked shots were down and they looked to be in a bit of…
The Penguins only two losses to the Flyers this year have been during the weekend matinees. Thanks to a great scheduler from the NHL, the Penguins…
Dan Bylsma has always said that the Penguins have two of the worlds best players and that they need to be the ones dictating the pace of the game not…
The NHL is holding a hearing with Daniel Carcillo at 3pm this afternoon about the cheap shot he took on the face-off against Max Talbot. The NHL…
I don't care how long the Boston - Montreal rivalry has been going on, I don't care that Detroit is only 209 driving miles from Columbus. The most…
Going over the final player stats from the 2009 Penguins and the Penguins that have been traded over the last 2 years, a few things stick out. …
Now that Evgeni Malkin has won the scoring title, barring Pavel Datsyuk getting 16 points today or Daniel Brier registering 82. Ray Shero needs to…
Seriously, there is only two things to care about in this game. Evgeni Malkin winning the Art Ross Trophy and that no one gets injured. Maybe…
Oh Carolina, Carolina. Where the hockey players wear NASCAR helmets and the NASCAR drivers wear Hurricane helmets. What can you say except…
The NJ Devils are mired in a 5 game losing streak, "But now it's time. I mean, the foot is down. Enough is enough." said Brent Sutter. That foot…
After watching Malkin & Crosby miss getting an empty net goal on probably about 5 attempts the other night at the Calgary game, I started…
I know what your thinking, this Krundle guy is a complete idiot. Believe me, I have heard it before, but there is a method to my madness. The NHL…
On February 15th,? Dan Bylsma was hired as coach of the Penguins right after a devastating loss to the Toronto Maple Leafs, eight days later John…
Hopefully Dan Bylsma doesn't have to make this decision in the playoffs, but players do get injured, probably more in the playoffs than any other…
The trade deadline revamped Calgary Flames play the trade deadline revamped Pittsburgh Penguins tonight at 7:30pm at the Civic Mellon Arena for their…
If you don't get your hopes up about Billy Guerin, you will like him much better. I was a little surprised when looking at Billy Guerin's career…
Seriously how many games do we have to lose until they stop wearing these cursed ugly pansy powder puff stupid ass uniforms? They have only won 3 out…
If the playoffs started today, we would be playing Philadelphia.? We are playing Philadelphia today at 12:30 PM.? It is not the playoffs. Hockey…
Tonight is the second game in a row that we will be hosting a team at home who is playing their second game in two nights.?? Brodeur set the…
John Tavaras, is the Mario Lemieux or Sidney Crosby of this years draft. This guy has every team who is no longer in playoff contention trying to…
10 Penguin games ago the Pittsburgh Penguins traded Ryan Whitney to the Anaheim Ducks for Chris Kunitz and Eric Tangradi.?? Since making the trade…
If Petr Sykora scores the game winning goal in a forest, would anyone hear it?? Among the fanfare of Chris Kunitz's imaginary hatrick and Crosby's 3…
Two Pittsburgh Penguins, born 3 years and 1200 miles apart, have an a very mirrored past and a very distant future. Aleksey Morozov & Milan…
Three games into his NHL coaching career Dan Bylsma?made what would be the biggest coaching?mistake of his new career.? Bylsma had just started…
Miroslav Satan has agreed to play for the WBS Penguins and will be practicing with them today. The Penguins currently cannot put Satan on re-entry…
In the ancient times the Persian Kings would lop the head off of the bearer of bad news. I'm hoping to be spared that fate... ? I realize that the…
Congratulations to Mark-Andre Fleury for being honored with the NHL's #2 star last week.? Hopefully he continues his great work in net…
Jaromir Jagr's agent Jaroslav Zidek was just quoted as saying the Jaromir Jagr will be free as a bird come summer. The struggling KHL has made…
42 year old ex-Penguin Gary Roberts will be retiring after 20 hard working years in the NHL.? Roberts was waived by Tampa and was not picked up by…
Crosby back, Gonchar Out, Goligoski in tonight
?I guess we will find out the first game:? WHO IS #13? Goligoski has been called up to replace Gonchar who left for Pittsburgh after practice to…
Last year we saw Ray Shero land Marian Hossa last minute on the trade deadline.? The Penguins were for the most part the biggest movers.?? This year…
Pittsburgh Penguin 2009 Trade Deadline Ticker
Click on the Players Name for their NHL.com Stats: Trades: Pittsburgh Penguins?aquire Billy Guerin from the Islanders for a conditional 3rd to…
Pittsburgh Penguins?aquire 38 year old 6 foot 2 inch tall 220 pound right shooting winger Billy Guerin from the Islanders for a conditional draft…
Pittsburgh Penguins Claim?31 year old 195 pound 6 foot tall right winger?Craig Adams off waivers from…
Pittsburgh Penguins aquire 28 year old 6 foot 5 inch tall 225 pound left handed defenseman Andy Wozniewski from St. Louis for?Defenseman Danny…
Weird night last night
I cannot remember ever seeing a guy placed on waivers then play for the team that put him on waivers the same night.? Satan must be picked up by noon…
Nik Antropov scratched tonight for Toronto
Toronto GM Brian Burke sat Nik Antropov?in?a definite move to make sure he doesn't get hurt?so that he can move him before the deadline tomorrow.?…
Cheechoo looking more like the trade
San Jose has just recalled forwards Brad Staubitz and Lukas Kaspar up from Worcester up from their AHL affiliate + signed another forward to an entry…
Miroslav Satan?33 years old with 3.5 million against the salary cap was just put on waivers.? This means two things, one the Penguins were unable to…
Penguins Bill Thomas placed on waivers
Fox Chapel native Bill Thomas?has been placed on waivers by the Penguins.? If he clears, he will be re-assigned to the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton…
Pittsburgh Penguins – Gaborik trade talk heats up
Marian Gaborik has been put through the?tests this weekend to show off his ability to return to the lineup in time for the playoffs.???"He has passed…
Miroslav Satan?& Jordan Staal have both been mentioned in many of the Pittsburgh Penguin trade rumors over the last week or so.? Both of them…
Upcoming trade deadline part deux
With Whitney gone before the deadline the Penguin most rumored player in all of the trade rumors is gone. The questions are: Will the Penguins make…
I call no take backs…
Ryan Whitneys first game with Anaheim found him & his new team losing 6-0 to the Bruins.? Or is there take backs?? Janne Pesonen?was?sent…
The more I see about Kunitz
This guy looks awsome... great trade Shero!? He could be a great fit on Crosby's line.? It looks like he always sticks up for his teamates! He…
Click on their names for more infomation: Chris Kunitz?- is currently earning 3.5 million he is signed through 2011/2012 season with his…
The Penguins are now?only 65 games under 500 while wearing the ugly pansy powder blues:? I'm thinkng we only wear them when we play last place…
Crosby/Whitney out tonight – Letang/Pesonen in
Crosby is out with a sore groin, Whitney is attending to personal matters in Boston. Pesonen was called up to replace Crosby,?Letang who has been a…
With the?3PM March 4th trading deadline looming, we thought we would make an interactive easy to follow list of the most notable players mentioned in…
Crosby questionable with sore groin
Sidney Crosby left practice early today with a sore groin.?? Leaving him as questionable for the Islander game Wednesday night. This is a direct…
Does Malkin Exist?
Over the weekend I started to ponder the actual existence of Evgeni Malkin. In my mind he is the top scorer on the Pittsburgh Penguins. He is the…
Toronto knocks out second coach in 8 days!
Glenn Sather fired New York Ranger coach Tom Renney after last nights overtime loss to Toronto. It is the second time in eight days that a coach was…
The Pittsburgh Penguin power play went 1 for 8 on Sunday.?? A staggering 12.5% not good by any standards especially when you throw in the fact we had…
Talk about an up-down season!? For the third game in a row under new coach Dan Bylsma, Kris Letang will be sitting above the ice watching the game.?…
Wow, was that a fun game to watch last night, end to end hustling, looked like a whole new Penguin team.? Bylsma had the team running on all…
More and more information is coming out about coach "Hockey Dan". Like the four books that he has written with his dad Jay Bylsma. You can read…
A little more insight and a congratulations
Paul Steigerwald made reference to Mike Yeo during the game and said his coaching position on the team has been changed from being in charge of the…
"You moved the tombstones, but you left the bodies.." - Coach (Craig T. Nelson) You got rid of the coach, yes indeed you did, but you've left…
Therrien sent packing!!
Ray Shero fired Michael Therrien and replaced him with interim coach Dan Bylsma who was currently coaching the baby Penguins. Unfortunatly Yeo &…
A whole lot of game day maybe’s
Sidney Crosby sat out Thursdays practice with "flu like symptoms". Ruslan Fedotenko practiced and is a good bet to replace Minard, or Crosby if?he is…
That guy we gave away for free last year because he was over the hill.? He would be our #4 scorer right now. Also in case you were…
The Penguin power play is still functioning at well below capacity.? As of today it is floundering at 16.3% or 23rd in the league.? This is a power…
It’s fun with stats time:
There are three forwards in the top 66 players in the NHL with the highest average ice time per game.? The rest are all on defense. Ovechkin #44??…
Sergei Gonchar got his doctors clearance to start playing again.? Now he just needs to give himself clearance to play.?? Though Gonchar has been…
Erik Cole could be a good fit for the Penguins
Fact: Last year, there were Marian Hossa rumors out the kazoo. Fact: Not once were the Penguins mentioned, until boom, the trade was announced…
The Penguins are now?66 games under 500 while wearing the ugly pansy powder blues: They have now won?2 out of?7?this year?(3 of 8 if you include…
Goligoski needs sent down…
With Brooks Orpik ready to return to the Penguin lineup any day now, the Penguins will have 8 defencemen ready to play.? Throw in the fact that…
Crosby, Dupuis, Talbot, Scuderi back – Cooke out
Wednesday night will see the return of Sidney Crosby, Pascal Dupuis, Maxime Talbot, and Rob Scuderi. All practiced today and are ready to go.…
After claiming that his accurcy skills were not that good Evgeni Malkin went out and hit four out of four targets, really?five out of five because…
Sidney Crosby to miss All-Star game again
Crosby's doctor recommended resting?the knee he injured in the Washington game for a week.?? Martin St. Louis is taking his place.?? Crosby should be…
A week ago Jaromir Jagr claimed he would come back and play for the Penguins at the league minimum if Mario asked him to. "I was thinking about it…
Fustrated with Whitney and Therrien
I cannot remember being as fustrated watching a game as I was with tonights game. If Ray Shero did not ask Therrien to showcase Whitney for a…
Ron Francis back in the ‘Burgh tonight
Ron Francis will be on the ice tonight for the Carolina Hurricanes.? At least he will be for his walk?back & forth?to the bench where he will be…
How often would you say the?NHL's top two scorers have been in the penalty box together. I remember when Lemieux would go to the box, he would…
Pansy Powder Blues Update
Great win on sunday, looks like the trap is working.? Heck it was a great sports day in Pittsburgh on Sunday. The Penguins are now only 65 game…
Crosby out tonight…
Sidney Crosby will not play tonight, neither will Talbot, Letang or Scuderi?all out with injuries.? I'm guessing this means Gill and Goligoski are…
The tentative lineup for tonights game has Crosby playing.? It also has Gill & Goligoski healthy scratches in favor of Eaton & Boucher.?…
Ray Shero need look no further than Dan Rooney and the Pittsburgh Steelers if he is wondering whether or not to fire Michel Therrien.? The Penguins…
If it works….
The Penguins will have the same lines, players and even the goaltender for tonights game will once again be Fluery. [QUIZZIN 1] . . 6…
Great Win, Power Play still not working
Don't get your hopes up yet, while last nights win was a pleasant surprise, the powerplay was held scoreless once again. I have come to terms with…
Is Therrien Coming to his Senses?
The projected lineup tonight has the Penguins number 1 scoring defenseman Goligoski in it. Not only that, it has him scheduled to be playing defense…
Oh, it looks good on you though. Remember how cool it was three years ago when you would see someone wearing the old throwback powder blue jersey…





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