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Pictures: The Penguins Stopped by Excuses Again.

excuses2 Well the Penguins stopped by their favorite hockey bar for their traditional end of season LANGE’S GANGER PEGGY WITH BRENT JOHNSON gathering. There are no tales of karaoke tragedies but it appeared the boys had a few beers and tons o’ fun. If you were lucky enough to be at Excuses Bar and Grill Tuesday night not only would you see th [...]

How the Pens will win the next 4 games

00ppfront “So we’re down 3-0 to an obviously superior squad!  We’re getting lumped up and beat to every puck! shift after shift!   What an embarrassment to our city and our fans!  What the hell can we do?  Maybe we were lucky to make it even this far!  Looks like we’ll be hitting the links soon.  There’s no way we can come back and win this thing.  Ho [...]

Three Reasons the Penguins Should Sweep the Flyers

James Neal Actually there are WAY more than 3 reasons but this should be enough to convince Pens fans to wager early and heavily and Flyer fans to wish they liked soccer. Conditioning:   Consider the physical and mental fatigue that is endured during a best of 7 series especially when the opponent is a heated and hated rival (true hockey fans can total [...]

Video: Making Sense of How the NHL Dishes Out Fines & Suspensions

Video:  Making Sense of How the NHL Dishes Out Fines & Suspensions I know people were upset about John Carlson from the Washington Capitals not getting a suspension or even a hearing for throwing his elbow through Matt Cooke’s head.  So I thought I would make a video to explain how the NHL works to try to dispel fans anger.      (more…)

The Official Wash Your Hockey Jersey Day!

The Official Wash Your Hockey Jersey Day! I would like to once again pronounce today, October 6th as the Official Wash Your Hockey Jersey Day! The Hockey Gods have assured me that no bad juju can come from washing your jersey on this day. Also Read: I Know Nothing: The Official Wash Your Hockey Jersey Day Edition

WANG DANG SWEET LeTANG! (That’s French for “The Tang”!)

southside shultzie A long time ago I thought I said something wrong, but I was mistaken. That said, I feel the need to bow my gigantic noggin and ask for forgiveness from one Kris Letang and all of his, and our, fans for…well… (let me clear my throat)…being wrong! Last year I made note of #58’s inability to hit the net and unfairly compared him to Gonchar on th [...]

I Know Nothing: The Official Wash Your Hockey Jersey Day Edition

ss001 Well, it was a long Summer but alas hockey season is finally here!  Lots to look forward to including a new arena (The Powerhouse) and the upcoming Winter Classic.  Bristling with excitement I stopped by our new home office atop the splendid PPG plaza to collect my mail from the off season.  Special thanks to Rudy from Manitoba, Canadia for s [...]

Pictures: Pittsburgh Penguins singing Karaoke at Excuses Bar & Grill

ex01 The guys (and I mean ALL of them) stopped into Excuses Bar & Grill (Hockey Central) on Pittsburgh’s beautiful Southside last Friday night for some fun! I had a quick chat with M.A. Fleury and after a handshake that almost broke my damn hand, he assured me that we would be in good shape next season. It was after the feeling came back [...]

I Know Nothing – The Haves & the Habs Not Edition

shultzikn I’m back after an all expenses paid golf trip that included Ovechkin, Semin, and Brodeur in my foursome.  I would still be golfing but I hurt my back after falling off of the ball washer.  Anyhow during my much deserved vacation, cards and letters have been piling up at the home office so I am going to finish answering them in the order [...]

I Know Nothing: Penguins vs Flyer tickets? Don Cherry is dead Edition

shultzikncherry I stopped in our downtown office last night to answer all the hand written letters sent to us. Since we are too cheap to pay for stamps, I’m answering the letters online. Can8ENbacon writes:   Hey Shultzie, why do you hate Don Cherry so much?  This one’s easy, it’s not as much  I don’t like him, the truth is he hates [...]


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