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Pictures: The Penguins Stopped by Excuses Again.

Well the Penguins stopped by their favorite hockey bar for their traditional end of season LANGE’S GANGER PEGGY WITH BRENT JOHNSON gathering. There are no tales of karaoke tragedies but it appeared the boys had a few beers and tons o’ fun. If you were lucky enough to be at Excuses Bar and Grill Tuesday night not only would you see th [...]

How the Pens will win the next 4 games

“So we’re down 3-0 to an obviously superior squad!  We’re getting lumped up and beat to every puck! shift after shift!   What an embarrassment to our city and our fans!  What the hell can we do?  Maybe we were lucky to make it even this far!  Looks like we’ll be hitting the links soon.  There’s no way we can come back and win this thing.  Ho [...]

Three Reasons the Penguins Should Sweep the Flyers

Actually there are WAY more than 3 reasons but this should be enough to convince Pens fans to wager early and heavily and Flyer fans to wish they liked soccer. Conditioning:   Consider the physical and mental fatigue that is endured during a best of 7 series especially when the opponent is a heated and hated rival (true hockey fans can total [...]

Video: Making Sense of How the NHL Dishes Out Fines & Suspensions

I know people were upset about John Carlson from the Washington Capitals not getting a suspension or even a hearing for throwing his elbow through Matt Cooke’s head.  So I thought I would make a video to explain how the NHL works to try to dispel fans anger.      (more…)

The Official Wash Your Hockey Jersey Day!

I would like to once again pronounce today, October 6th as the Official Wash Your Hockey Jersey Day! The Hockey Gods have assured me that no bad juju can come from washing your jersey on this day. Also Read: I Know Nothing: The Official Wash Your Hockey Jersey Day Edition

WANG DANG SWEET LeTANG! (That’s French for “The Tang”!)

A long time ago I thought I said something wrong, but I was mistaken. That said, I feel the need to bow my gigantic noggin and ask for forgiveness from one Kris Letang and all of his, and our, fans for…well… (let me clear my throat)…being wrong! Last year I made note of #58’s inability to hit the net and unfairly compared him to Gonchar on th [...]


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