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Kings Crown Penguins, 6-2

Much to the coaching staff and players’ credit, our Penguins don’t get outclassed very often. But, man oh Manischewitz, we…

The Galloping Geno Returns: Powers Penguins Past Ducks

A streak of fire, a breath of flame; Eluding all who reach and clutch; A gray ghost thrown into the…

Baby Penguins Update: Streakin’ in the Wrong Direction

Back in the 1970s, streaking became a popular fad, especially among high school and college students. Perhaps fortified with a…

Stars Shine, Halt Streaking Penguins

Yesterday was one of those days. After dragging through my workout, I decided to do my Saturday afternoon cardio at…

Penguins Lookin’ Good for Now, But Will it Work in the Playoffs?

  If you’re like me, you’re positively giddy about the way our Penguins are playing these days. I mean, ten…

Rust Never Sleeps, Penguins Ground Flyers 6-2

I’m running out of adjectives, superlatives and just about anything else to describe the way our Penguins are playing. So…

Penguins Streak is Dead, Long Live the Streak

I got the idea for my silly title midway through the second period of last night’s game. The Penguins trailed…

Penguins Deal Lafferty

In a minor deal, Penguins general manager Ron Hextall dealt utility forward Sam Lafferty to Chicago yesterday for forward Alexander…